🌟 [ 67 ]   Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 Track by How Safe It Is [ @j0rts ]

Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat and ranked every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track by how safe it is. Support me on Patreon: [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] Follow me on Twitch: [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] Intro 00:30 Mario Kart Stadium 01:18 Water Park 01:55 Sweet Sweet Canyon 02:48 Thwomp Ruins 03:36 Mario Circuit 04:07 Toad Harbor 04:43 Twisted Mansion 05:24 Shy Guy Falls 05:57 Sunshine Airport 06:39 Dolphin Shoals 07:05 Electrodrome 07:47 Mount Wario 08:28 Cloudtop Cruise 09:02 Bone-Dry Dunes 09:38 Bowser s Castle 10:14 Rainbow Road 10:38 Moo Moo Meadows 11:18 Mario Circuit (GBA) 11:44 Cheep Cheep Beach 12:16 Toad s Turnpike 12:43 Dry Dry Desert 13:12 Donut Plains 3 13:37 Royal Raceway 14:10 DK Jungle 14:43 Wario Stadium 15:10 Sherbet Land 15:50 Music Park 16:17 Yoshi Valley 16:59 Tick-Tock Clock 17:24 Piranha Plant Slide 17:50 Grumble Volcano 18:21 Rainbow Road (N64) 18:49 Yoshi Circuit 19:23 Excitebike Arena 19:50 Dragon Driftway 20:12 Mute City 20:43 Wario s Gold Mine 21:08 Rainbow Road (SNES) 21:26 Ice Ice Outpost 21:50 Hyrule Circuit 22:15 Baby Park 22:46 Cheese Land 23:11 Wild Woods 23:37 Animal Crossing 24:00 Neo Bowser City 24:24 Ribbon Road 24:50 Super Bell Subway 25:14 Big Blue 25:41 Results/OutroAbout j0rtsHi there! I m j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I ve never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say . j o r t s. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you d like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ] [ 🔗 Click ‼️ ]

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